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Your Startup Name
Your Startup Description
Hint: Making your description sound as dumb as possible will result in a higher ranking for your startup.
Your Startup Website
How unprofitable are we talking?
I spend my MRR at Starbucks every morning
I tell people at parties we're still more profitable than Lyft
I'm thinking about going back to FAANG
I will soon be wanted for financial crimes
I am receiving advice from Martin Shkreli after being sentenced to prison for financial crimes
I am raising 7 trillion dollars on a valuation that will be revealed to my investors in a dream
Your Email
Being honest? I don't even know what this is for. I just like to collect them. I'm not even going to check if you put an @ in here. Who cares.
Your Twitter Handle
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