Submit A Startup

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Your Startup Name

Your Startup Description

Hint: Making your description sound as dumb as possible will result in a higher ranking for your startup.

Your Startup Website

How unprofitable are we talking?

I spend my MRR at Starbucks every morning

I tell people at parties we're still more profitable than Lyft

I'm thinking about going back to FAANG

I will soon be wanted for financial crimes

I am receiving advice from Martin Shkreli after being sentenced to prison for financial crimes

I am raising 7 trillion dollars on a valuation that will be revealed to my investors in a dream

Your Email

Being honest? I don't even know what this is for. I just like to collect them. I'm not even going to check if you put an @ in here. Who cares.

Your Twitter Handle

Hope you had clout already because this form is not going to help your case.