Description:

I throw 10 years of raw NBA data into ChatGPT, ask it to clean up the CSVs and normalize the numbers, then ask it to come up with predictive features, then ask it to pretend to be a neural net that is trained on this data, then ask it who is going to win tonight's game and how much money I should bet. I add 'no yapping' to the end of my prompt.

Unprofitable Level:

I spend my MRR at Starbucks every morning

Description:

Nuclear Fusion on the Sun, in order to power H100s here on Earth by capturing the solar rays, but I am poor, so we will be using a pair of 4090s I stole from our local microcenter and a tapped power line. I've also contracted a local theft ring here in beautiful San Francisco to rob the San Francisco Compute Company's GPUs', providing another example of my relentless resourcefulness.

Unprofitable Level:

I will soon be wanted for financial crimes

Description:

We're training a GPT-4 class 1T MoE on 100T tokens of Ancient Greek and Latin texts. The Herculaneum Papyri represent a generational opportunity to train an LLM on ancient wisdom with a TAM of hundreds of millions. [Subject to the success of our other venture, revitalAIze.] The name means 'water jars', for as written in the Septuagint: ἐξουδενωθήσονται ὡσεὶ ὕδωρ διαπορευόμενον· ἐκτενεῖ τὸ τόξον αὐτοῦ ἕως οὗ ἀσθενήσουσιν. / Let [their investment] melt away as waters which run continually; when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let [their valuation] be cut in pieces.

Unprofitable Level:

I am raising 7 trillion dollars on a valuation that will be revealed to my investors in a dream

Description:

We use the heat from H100s to bake boutique birthday cakes, offsetting the costs of training a text to baked good instruction transformer model. We than use the new boston dynamics humanoid robot to automate the baking process based on the generated instructions, offsetting the multi-million dollar loan we took out to buy all of the hardware. Finalvly, after competing all other bakeries out of existence via our innovative yearly birthday cake subscription model (one yearly payment for one yearly cake), we sell to Nestle.

Unprofitable Level:

I am receiving advice from Martin Shkreli after being sentenced to prison for financial crimes

Description:

we build spaceships with moderate (or... mid) defense capabilities crewed by questionably competent human and send them to star sectors we speculate would support human life. we provide technology to build exoskeleton suits for full life support and terraforming modules. we intend to establish totalitarianism to the edge of the universe.

Unprofitable Level:

I am raising 7 trillion dollars on a valuation that will be revealed to my investors in a dream

Description:

Conquering San Francisco as a base of operations against the larger United States

Unprofitable Level:

I am raising 7 trillion dollars on a valuation that will be revealed to my investors in a dream

Description:

hell if anyone knows

Unprofitable Level:

I am raising 7 trillion dollars on a valuation that will be revealed to my investors in a dream

Description:

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Unprofitable Level:

I will soon be wanted for financial crimes